Day of your Booking

Day of the booking has arrived!

Ok so today is the exxxxciting day! This of course is a very important day, it's the day of smiles :) Some things that may be on your mind could include:

What to do on the day of your booking

1. Get up and read any emails or text messages you may have exchanged with your lady one last time to make sure you follow the instructions she gave you re: contacting her for final confirmation for the booking. Final confirmation is important to give a lady if she asks for it (and most do), so you can both be sure the appointment hasn't been forgotten, so you can get the ladies address and to make sure you both have the right time. If you don't give final confirmation by the time the lady asks for it, she may book someone else in your spot because she may think you have decided you have forgotten the booking.

2. call the lady for final confirmation with a pen and paper ready so you're able to write down her address. She may need to give you directions on how to find her unit once you get to the apartment block, so don't make it a piece of paper the size of a postage stamp. Also on your piece of paper, write down her phone number in case you get lost and so you have a record of everything you may need.

3. if you can, shower, shave and clean your teeth before the booking. If you're at work and that's not possible, then be sure to make yourself look as lovely as possible. Be sure to shave the morning of the booking. A lady will not be able to kiss you as much as you may like if you have stubble on your face. This is because stubble can grate on her face and cause rashes, redness and even cuts.

4. don't eat garlic or anything smelly on the day of your booking if you expect kisses and close cuddles. No-one likes smelly breath and most ladies wont ever eat garlic or strong foods to make sure she is not awful to kiss or be with.

5. pick up cupcakes, chocolate or any other small gift you would like to give your lady (nudge nudge wink wink)                                                                                                                                     

6. get the money out of the bank and put it in an envelop if you can. It is really tacky to stand there and count money out of your wallet in front of your lady giving her one note at a time. Makes a lady feel like a whore and we try and avoid that.

7. check your mobile phone before leaving work one more time, to ensure the lady hasn't sent thru a last minute text message or call telling you she has fallen out of the bath or shower while getting ready and broken her leg so she wont be able to make the booking (I once fell over in the shower because I was puddle dancing and knocked a tooth out so I had to cancel because I looked to ugly for bonking!)

8. leave work or where ever you are to ensure you will be at your ladies house right on time. If you get there early you can ring the lady and ask if you can come in early, but do not do this while standing out the front of her apartment block, because it draw attention to her and yourself. Discretion is just as important to the lady as it is to you. It is not recommended you get there early as most ladies will time getting ready to be ready right on the minute you're due to arrive and will not be ready 10 minutes early. This is to ensure we are at our freshest when you arrive

9. if you are going to be late, be sure to call your lady and let her know. With some ladies, if you are 5 - 10 minutes late without a call, she will cancel your booking and try and book someone else because she will assume you have stood her up or have been abducted by aliens. It is incredibly important to be right on time or to call if anything happens

10. ring the door bell and go up and see your lady :)

What if you're nervous?

Don't be overly concerned if your nervous when you arrive on your ladies doorstep. Many MANY gents are nervous and ladies are quite adept at making you feel nice and comfy. Ladies in fact themselves are often quite nervous when they answer the door (they're just more practiced at hiding it) so you're not alone. If you're nervous, a lady will often take some extra time to talk to you and calm you down. She may also give you some extra time in the shower and after the shower just to calm yourself down, and may want to give you a massage to kick things off with just to relax you a little and so you can get use to being naked with someone.

Many ladies are very adept at talking, so you don't have to worry about saying something stupid. Ladies are very good at steering a conversation and elliciting information so you don't even need to think about talking. Just trust your lady and go with the flow. A lady may ask what you do for a living, what your opinion may be on certain issues, but this does not mean she is trying to stalk you. All she is trying to do is carry on a normal conversation that you would have with anyone when you meet them. By doing this she is just trying to normalise the situation for you, which should make you feel a little more comfortable, so just relax into it.

If you're VERY nervous, take a bottle of wine and/or champagne. Nothing like sharing some bubbles to make life a little easier :)

What to take and what not to take

Often people will ask the question what do I need to bring with me? Many people think they will need to bring condoms etc. In reality all you need to ensure you have is chocolate cake, agreed upon fee you have to give your lady, smiles and alcohol if you wish to drink anything beyond water or apple juice. Anything else is a bonus - hint: ladies love diamonds and Porsche's lol. You do not need to bring condoms, towels etc. Ladies are professionals so they will be able to cater to all of your needs once you get there. Just remember money, smiles, alcohol and you wont go wrong.

If you have a special request like you'd like your lady to wear white lingerie, you should have negotiated that with her prior to the booking. If not, you should take whatever you want her to wear with you. Many ladies will no longer go out and buy a particular color lingerie because they have learnt most guys who ask you to go and buy something especially for them, do not show up. So anything special you'd like, if the lady does not already have it, you need to bring it with you.

Negotiating with the lady during the booking

If you're considering re-negotiating the rate for the booking once you get there, expect to be thrown out. Negotiating is a NO NO once you're there. Things that can be negotiated are extensions if you'd like to stay longer and what kind of sex you'd like to have. If the lady offers extra services for an extra fee, you can also negotiate that. It is important to begin a conversation if you notice time is up or you know you're getting an extra, in case payment is expected afterwards even though it wasn't asked for at the time. Beyond that, I'd be very careful with negotiations.