A review is an account of the experience you have with a lady after you have visited the lady. They allow customers, ladies and the adult community to interact and exchange information on services provided in the adult industry. Reviews are designed to promote the free exchange of information in a constructive manner.

Reviews can be found on an escorts websites, advertising directories, Adult Forums, Escort Review Forums and Escort Directories. A reviews content may be influenced by the culture of the forum where it is found, so it is important to check multiple forums, directories and websites to gain a more accurate and balanced picture of the lady. Remember that escort reviews are a guide ONLY and should never be taken as gospel. Services will vary from one client to the next depending on how the lady and client "clicked", how often the lady has seen the client, how clean the client was ... there are literally a hundred variations on why a ladies service will vary from one person to the next.

It is also important to remember that some men may dislike a lady purely because of her affiliation with another site, because she speaks on a forum and goes against his belief systems or they may simply not have "clicked" in a booking. This has been known to lead certain people to write fake reviews to damage the ladies business and to upset her as a person when she reads it.

Once again reviews should be taken as a guide only.

Why write reviews

Reviews are useful for many different reasons including:

to let potential clients know whether or not you thought the experience was worth the $$$'s you spent
lets potential clients know what they may expect when seeing the lady
allows a client to give feedback to the lady
many guys love reviewing more than actually seeing the lady - many guys do it because they love writing
to kill time when sitting on a plane for 14 hours
to let clients know if the lady meets expectations
to inform people the realities of a situation ie. are the pictures the ladies are using fake?
to give back to the community/forum they are involved with
to give more details to clients because they lady may not have a website or internet presence - ie. helps clients find ladies
to allow clients to recommend ladies to others
generate business for ladies - a review can literally make or break a business
informs people of potential dangerous situations ie. location, were other people on premesis at the time of the booking

What are review guidelines and where do you find them

Most forums will have review guidelines. Review guidelines may cover the issues of and include things like:

the suggested format you present your review in - they may give you a template to fill in
type of information people may find useful so you should try and include
rules around language you are able to use ie. many sites will not like the word "whore" used
some sites may have word limits so will inform you of these
some sites may not let you review ladies who are not full paying advertising
some sites may not let negative reviews
some sites may not allow positive reviews
some sites may suggest you show the lady the review first for approval
sites may prefer you to email the administrator the review rather than posting it on the forum so it can be checked and approved
sites will let you know where on the forum to post your review ie. onto ladies pre-existing review threads if they have one and if they don't have one, then maybe onto an uncategorized review section for the State the lady is in. Moderators then move the review to the appropriate location within that State eg. Sydney City, Sydney West, Sydney east etc.
sites will let you know the process if your review is rejected, or if a lady asks for it to be taken down
tell you who has access to the review - on some sites, ladies may not have access to reviews and ask you to post more explicit reviews ONLY in this section
some sites may have members reviews with more detailed information with free membership only given the basic facts. The reviews FAQs page should help you to understand the differences in these sections

Review Guidelines can generally be found as a menu item on the site, or at the top of the Countries or State review threads. If you cannot find review guidelines anywhere, email the site administrator or send a private message to a site's moderators to be given directions on what they are/where to find them.

Where you post reviews

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Reviews can be posted in numerous sections of a site. As mentioned above, they may be placed in different sections on a site depending on membership issues, level of content, if the establishment or lady has requested no reviews so a site may place it in a hidden section only members can see etc.

The best ways to tell where to post reviews is to:

have a look around the forum/directory and see where they are being placed and how they are formatted.
send a Moderator, administrator or someone who already has a review up a Private message to ask how to do it (reviewers are always really friendly people who are always more than happy to help out someone else who wants to review. Actually they would think you're pretty cool for putting the effort in to contribute to the community and help others out with you info)
jump into a chatroom that may be on the site and ask someone in there to explain to you how to do it
check the top of review folders to see if there are instructions there
check the sites FAQs pages or look for a dedicated review FAQs page for instructions
ask the lady you are writing the review about where to post it, or send it directly to the lady so she can put it on the review section of her website and/or send it into the review forum so it can be put up.
if you can't work out how or couldn't be bothered to work out how, just send the review to the forum administrator or a Modertor and they will pop it up for you

If you make a mistake with placing your review, it is no big deal because Moderators are able to move the review with little effort.

What to do if you don't agree with a review or don't like the content - how to question the validity of a review

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Both Ladies and clients can disagree with reviews. Reasons for this may include:

inaccurate information
it may be perceived as spam or a fake review
it may be written in a language the lady it is written about and members of the site may not appreciate
it may not contain enough details so is not seen as useful
it may contain personal identifying information - eg. what tattoos the lady may have, what they are of and where they are located, street address, real name, if she has children etc
it may not be a positive review so an establishment or lady demands it is taken down
it may not be everyone's experience so people get upset - eg. she didn't give me a BBBJ so I think you're lieing blaah blaaaah
it may be demeaning or cruel - eg. her cunt was so loose it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway (apparently it was the ladies fault he had a very little peniiiii)

On the whole though, the vast majority of reviews that go up are greatfully received and very much appreciated and cool banananaa's. Generally speaking, Moderators if there is any issue with them eg, someone was named using real name, they will just edit that bit out and let you know they have done so but leave the rest of the review up.

There are a few ways to question the validity of a review and they include:

post on the review thread the review appears on
send a private message or email to a Moderator or site adminstrator
check any other reviews the reviewer has posted to see if they poster is reliable
send the person who wrote the review a private message or email asking some more questions
check other reviews for the lady and see if the other reviews match up in some way with the current review

If you are questioning the validity of a review, be sure to do it in a friendly manner. Sensualdownunder for example are not happy when a reviewer is attacked or questioned in an ungrateful aggressive manner. One of the reasons we hate people being questioned is if it's their first review -everyone has to start somewhere after all and we just because it's someone's first review and it's a positive review, DOES NOT mean it is a fake review.

The Moderators of a site are able to see IPs of members and are constantly checking IPs and other things to ensure the review is accurate and the poster genuine.

How to complain about the contents of a review

People complaining about the contents of a review, are generally a Moderators and site owners worst nightmare. This is because people don't just send a message or write a post saying "oooow I'm just wondering if you could check the contents of that review or take it down". People tend to send emails and private messages saying "YOU FUCKING C**TS. IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT REVIEW DOWN IMMEDIATELY I WILL SUE YOU AND EVERY PERSON ON THAT SITE FOR DEFAMATION AND TELL EVERYONE I MEET HOW REVOLTING YOUR SITE IS. I DEMAND YOU TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY AND MAKE A PUBLIC APOLOGY". When Moderators and site owners get emails/private messages like that, their eyes glaze over and they cry.

Sooo if you would like to ask for a review to be removed, looked at or the validity of it checked, we suggest you do the following things:

send a polite private message or email to the site administrator/owner/moderator and they will look into it immediately (with most sites)
in your email/private message, mention the name of the thread (topic), copy the address of it from the address bar located at the top of your browser window
pop in what you are concerned about
pop in the action you prefer would be taken eg, please take out personal identifying info, please take down altogether, please take out vulgar language etc
pop in reason why you would like this action taken

Please remember that Moderators are not being paid for their work and do not deserve to be abused or yelled at. Many site also do not make money off the site so the owner of the site is paying put of their pocket a service you are enjoying, so they don't deserve to be abused either. The Moderators and site owners also didn't write the review and may not have had a chance to see it yet to moderate it, so please don't blame them for the review.

What to do if your review disappears

If your review or another review you have seen up disappears there are a few actions that can be taken. These include:

send the site administrator/moderator a private message or email asking why
post the question on the forum
send a private message or email to the person who put the review up asking why

Reasons a review may be taken down or get lost include:

lady or establishment has asked no reviews be placed
the review was spam
the review was vulgar ie. used lots of the nasty words we don't like in them
the review went against review guidelines eg. some sites don't allow reviews of ladies not advertising on the site
the review was eaten by a bug the site's software may be experiencing
the reviewer decided against posting the review so took it down
the reviewer decided to re-edit the review so took it down but will replace it later
the reviewer decided to take it down because he hadn't shown it to the lady yet and because it was of a graphic nature decided he would prefer she saw it first so she can sign off on it as ok
the person who posted the review has been banned for multiple log ins and other fake reviews, so the site may take all of the reviews down just in case all of his reviews were spam - this only happens in extreme cases of bad behaviour

A lost or missing review is really easy to deal with and the issue easy to solve. Please don't hesitate in contacting the site owner, moderaots, administrators or person who wrote the review with a question on this issue. On many forums, is a review is removed or edited down, the moderators generally place edit notes or an explanation on why the action was taken.

Positive versus Negative Reviews and the mooshy grey areas in between

Both positive and negative reviews are very useful to have on a site. A review will begin painting a picture of an establishment and/or lady and what they are able to do for you in a booking. Of course each clients experience will vary depending on many things, but some things will either remain constant, or with many reviews a pattern will forum eg. like was she the lady advertised in the pictures, did the establishment or lady short change you with the time etc.

The best reviews are those which are honest with their feedback without being rude or offensive to the lady involved. All sites should prefer fair and balanced reviews because they are the most useful to punters and fairest to ladies. Just because you report a negative aspect to the service or report you may not have enjoyed something, does not mean it is a negative or nasty review. Ladies use reviews to gauge how to improve their service so do not necessarily take a negative review as entirely bad news.

It's important to keep in mind however, that ladies do read review threads so if you say something nasty you can expect the lady to be upset by it. Other punters may also get upset if a review is nasty and give you some flack for it.

What to include in a review

Some sites will have gudielines on what they want included in a review. Some sites will require you to write more sexually descriptive reviews and some sites wont mind what you write and are just happy you make the effort to contribute what you can. To know what to put in a review, it may help to know the different types of reviewing style.

Technical reviewers

For Technical Reviewers the point of a review is to give constructive feedback, meaning any information delivered is usually delivered remembering to be information specific, issue focused and based on what the reviewer has observed. These people will include things like looks, contact details, surroundings of where the service took place, how the appointment was made, what happened when they got there, blow by blow description of the booking, how it made them feel and will generally be rated with "I'd return again" or "was good but wouldn't go back again, but would recommend others see the lady".

Romantic Reviewers

For a Romantic Reviewer they aren't so much caught up in the physical details of the event, they will focus more on the vibe of the booking, how the lady made them feel, what the lady looked like, the build up to the sexual encounter, what happened after the sex and the intellectual and emotional parts of the bookings. They will usually include phrases like "I wont go into the sexual side of our encounter, suffice to say I had a wonderful time". These reviewers are not interested in telling the world about the sexual part of the booking. These gentlemen will usually give a recommendation at the end of the review whether or not they would see the lady again.

Graphic Reviewers

The reviewers write a review in graphic blow by blow descriptions, technical details (contact details etc) are usually optional and not the focus of the review. These gents will usually give a recommendation on whether or not they would see the lady again. They will focus on the sites and sex acts they have partaken in.

All over the joint Reviewers

These reviewers will do a combination of any of the above styles

Short Reviewers

These reviewers will usually write a few sentences only, letting you know they have seen the lady and will either recommend or not recommend the lady and will usually give a brief description of the lady.

Most people will agree however that making a review as useful as possible to potential punters is the best way to go. A useful review will include things like....

price you paid
services you received (if being a technical reviewer)
would you recommend the lady to others and maybe to who she would be suited eg. only to the brave lol
would you see the lady again
does she use real pictures
did she live up to your expectations
contact details
were you charged for any extras
did the booking go for the agreed on amount of time
was the lady on time (if escorting or for an incall)
ladies presentation
ladies personality

Stoopid Reasons for NOT reviewing

I'm lazy
couldn't be bothered
she's MINESK and I'm NOT SHARING HER!!!
if I review her she may get busy and then wont have time to see me - this would have to be one of the most ridiculous reasons
I don't owe anyone anything
I'm a lurker
I'm selfish
I don't know how
I'm to shy
I've got nothing nice to say so I wont say anything at all
I've got nothing bad to say so my review will be pointless
she already has lots of reviews
she already has a review saying the same thing I would say
I prefer not to participate in a community
she didn't ask me to write a review
I've already written one for her

Sample Reviews

Review from NeilSydney of his experiences in Toronto - located in International Reviews, Toronto

As some of you will know, I've recently spent a lot of time in New York. New York is a tough place and full of rip offs. Toronto, however, is much more open minded in terms of this industry, has amazing girls and much better prices. I hear Montreal isn't bad either. Nevertheless, here is my review of Toronto, which will save the next traveller much time.

General

Like in Sydney, Incall is common in Toronto. However, instead of going to a parlour, each agency has their own high class condominium. Not all have incalls though, and if you're lazy like me you'll just pay a bit more for outcall to your hotel.

I believe though there is some weird law like outcalls are legal and incalls are not but in any case like in the US, people are a bit cautious talking about things over the phone until they know you are genuine. Unlike the US though, there is no crazy verification process.

Prices

Great prices here and in my view much better than Sydney (once you read about the services). Outcalls will range from about $220 CAD to a bit under $300 CAD. With the CAD close to the AUD, I just think it roughly as in AUD. Note that a $300 is not always necessary better than $220. Prices are for 1 hour - not many do less than 1 hour.

Some agencies offer a PSE for an extra $40-50. This lets you do CIM, facials, toys and a whole lot of other things. In my experience though, I didn't pay for PSE as I found actually the ladies either did all those things anyway for no extra, or otherwise were pretty reluctant even in PSE.

Girls

In Toronto the agencies tend to be either: Asian, Eastern European, Canadian/Mix.

I never used the Asian services. I used one Eastern European service that was run by Eastern Euros and all the girls were from that area. Great find. The Canadian/Mixed ones I guess are the standard but service fluctuates a bit more. You must book in advance though for the top girls.

Nevertheless, with this variety of choices, I was meeting stunners that far surpassed New York and naturally, also Sydney.

Services

All girls I saw gave BBBJ. Most to completion. All girls kissed, though one or two did not use tongue. DATY is no problem and highly encouraged by some providers (really makes me laugh now to read the reviews in Australia where girls make guys pay for that!) Amazingly, quite a few of the girls provided anal at no extra charge.

Reviews

Agency 1. Honey Girl Escorts (From memory $220 per hour)

Girl 1: Sherry (http://www.honeygirlsescorts.com/sherry.htm)

Blurred out picture at the top is accurate. She's a gorgeous very young Ukrainian/Romanian girl. Speaks ok if not great English. Apparently her service can really fluctuate but she was one of my best anyway. She's 20 or 21 years old, size 8 australian, C cup naturals and a modelesque face with the sultry eastern european slavic look.

I booked her for 90 minutes. She was very passionate with her DFK. Her bbbj was great with plenty of saliva. Gave some amazing rimming. When I reciprocated on her she loved it and enjoyed having a finger there. Later on, she encouraged anal. Not sure if this is standard or not.

Overall very athletic and really enjoyed the action. I felt like I was with a university girl but actually I think she's the daughter of some very well off types that does this for extra fun and pocket money. High recommended.

Girl 2: Dominique (http://www.honeygirlsescorts.com/dominique.htm)

Slightly older (at 25) much taller and probably a size 10, this is a statueque goddess. Model face with amazonian body. Probably gave the best bbbj've had in years. Very very deeprthroat. She can take EVERYTHING....first girl I've seen do this. She's not so into kissing but loves everything else. Loves being fingered anally while being done doggy. She's also I think Ukrainian/Romanian (interesting coincidence?). I preferred Sherry except that Dominique gave the perfect bbbj to completion.

Agency 2: Sassy Angels (from memory 230-240 roughly an hour)

Girl: Mia (http://www.sassy-angels.com/gallery_1.htm) (photo is real)

I really hate it when I meet a WL and fall head over heels. I feel silly about it, I get obssessed and I can't concentrate for the next few days. This is the case with Mia. So amazing I found her that I can see myself flying back to Toronto just to see her.

When you see this girl you just wonder why on earth she's not a model. She's early/mid 20s, gorgeous blonde hair blue eyes, and an angelic face. Her background is slavic but she speaks perfect English though with a sexy subtle accent. This girl is all about all around service. From the GFE experience of sitting on your lap and kissing passionately to the PSE finish where she lies under you and finishes you off all over her pretty mouth and face. Service aside, this is an amazing girl. Fun to be with and down to earth. Gave an excellent girlfriend like bbbj. And I loved to fact that as seen as round one was done (and she'd quickly cleaned up), she was trying to start us for round two.

Can't recommend this one enough. She also does very early special shifts. You can order her in a 7am. She came a bit early for me and snuggled for awhile. Think about when you wake up on a nice sunday and you have your wife or gf next to you and you wake up in the perfect manner...think of that, except that you're wife/gf is a stunning young blonde.

Agency 3: Cupids (I think 235 per hour)

Girl 1: Samantha (http://www.sassy-angels.com/allgallery.htm)

Real photo. Excellent gfe. As close to a sorority girl as I've come across in the industry. Tall, size 8-10. She's Canadian and gives a bit of a different service to the Eastern Europeans. Still a bbbj and dfk but there was more of the feel I got back home in Australia where there was a little less service orientation. Nevertheless, she was fun, really pretty and a pretty good time. But I wouldn't repeat compared due to quality around.

Girl 2: Renee (http://www.cupidsescorts.ca)

Real photo. She's a pocket rocket. Under 5 foot, petite and very young voice and manner. She's 20 I think. We showered together which was great fun. Great bbbj with excellent eye contact. Not the deep throating PSE the Eastern Europeans were giving but more the deep but slow sexy gfe type bbbj. Kissed but no tongue. DATY was good - she got really wet like most girls her age. Excellent sex as she was light and energetic and loved bouncing up and down. I'd consider a repeat if I were after a Canadian. This agency has great girls but in the end I prefer the Eastern Europeans.

Conclusion

Would you go to Toronto for play? Well, its a bit out of the way. But the thought has crossed my mind to not play in New York and save for a few weeks and fly over. New York can cost me $600 usd an hour, which can get you 2 1/2 great hours in Canada. In the end I'd probably prefer going to Europe for this kind of fun but if you're in North America or you're in Toronto for work, there are some great opportunities there. Stick with any of the agencies I've recommended above and you'll have a great time. Enjoy, hope this helps the next weary traveller that stumbles into Toronto.

Review by Popeye of his experience at Bliss a Sydney Massage Parlor

Hey guys,

Finally managed to see Cameron here last week. Have been meaning to see her for a while now but she only works days and I HATE going during the day as the area is much busier and I'm worried about being spotted. I prefer to slink around in the darkness.

Anyhoo, I was feeling randy and more courageous than normal so decided to go for it. Ended up seeing her for an hour and I was not dissapointed. Cameron is in her mid 30s, blonde and with beautiful eyes and a lovely smile. Very easy going and friendly. She was a little too "stocky" for my liking - her shoulders were broader than mine! But I'm built like a string bean and am barely 100 pounds soaking wet so maybe I'm not being entirely fair. And don't get me wrong, there is nothing masculine about her. She's all woman and sexy as hell. But if I was being nit picky that would be the only thing.

But her service is fantastic, she loves blowing and licking your ears and makes great use of the hole. She also sucks on your thumb while looking you in the eyes - DAMN!! And she sucks so well that you keep hoping that a BJ would be on the menu but alas it wasn't to be. Her bodyslides are divine (back and front) and you just don't want the fun to stop. Definitely not a clock watcher and we went past the buzzer - had to pretty much rush the shower. I'll take that as a positive that she enjoyed the session and lost track of time!

Well I won't give too much away as that would spoil the fun but she is HIGHLY recommended. I might be back if I can work the courage for another day time jaunt (or fingers crossed she starts working nights!)

Review by Gregmm1999 for Gabrielle an Independent Lady in Sydney

I saw her for the first time today, and wow, to think I had procrastinated all this time!

I loved every second of our hour, from the moment I entered her apartment to when I left was exquisite (was thinking if my schedule could allow another hour, which it couldnt)!

Gentlement if your into breasts then this is the woman for you!

She made me very comfortable, lots of french kissing and fondling and touching each other, lots of very nice talk also (nothing like girls in a parlour), very slow and sensuous, she took her time with me (glad of that) and made the whole hour eventful and very rewarding, although I'm not a clock watcher I think we did go overtime a little but she didnt rush me out or anything!

She has a very hot body, large full breasts, and a beautiful face, quite petite in size, I was actually expecting someone a little taller but good things come in small packages!

Now let me see, xmas bonus-visit Gabby, easter-visit Gabby, mid year pay review-visit Gabby, birthday-visit Gabby, sounds good to me anyway!

Guys, dont go near her, I want her all to myself!!!!!

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